How did the linguistics professor punish the late student?

How did the linguistics professor punish the late student?.

He gave him a harsh sentence.

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A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences.

A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences.

“Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?” One student raises their hand,“The cheetah is faster dandelion.”

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A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences.

A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences.

Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?

One student raises their hand,

The cheetah is faster dandelion.

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A linguistics professor at Harvard was lecturing his class the other day.

A linguistics professor at Harvard was lecturing his class the other day.

h, right."

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A linguistic professor was giving a lecture.

A linguistic professor was giving a lecture.

" In English, a double negative becomes a positive. But it is not true for every language. In Russian, a double negative still remains a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative."Student - "yeah, right".

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Why did the professor have such a harsh grading criterion?.

Why did the professor have such a harsh grading criterion?.

Cauchy taught math!

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Linguistics Student: "What's a glottal fricative?"

Linguistics Student: "What's a glottal fricative?".

"*Heavy sigh*"

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