Gravity is a harsh mistress..
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A man steps into a brothel (nsfw).
A man steps into a brothel (nsfw).
He approaches the head mistress and says what can I get for $5? The head mistress takes him to a room with a morbidly obese woman. He doesn't enjoy it but it got the job done. Next week he goes back and tells the mistress he only has $4 this time so she takes him to a room with a chicken in... read more
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Not to make light of the gravity of the situation,.
Not to make light of the gravity of the situation,.
But this quarantine has really brought my wife and I closer together. We have both gained so much weight that we are increasingly attracted to one another, by gravity.
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