I don't know why most people think a dogs life is so easy

I don't know why most people think a dogs life is so easy.

Everytime I come home from work I ask my dog how his day went and he always says rough.

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I saw my dog walk over sandpaper.

I saw my dog walk over sandpaper.

He said rough rough

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Guy tells the talent agent, "My dog can talk."

Guy tells the talent agent, "My dog can talk.".

Talent agent: "Prove it."Guy, to dog: "How does sandpaper feel?"Dog: *Rough, rough!*Guy: "What's on top of a house?"Dog: *Roof, roof!*Guy: "Who was the greatest Yankee ever?"Dog: *Ruth, Ruth!*Talent agent throws them out of his office.D... read more

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Growing up in a rough area.

Growing up in a rough area.

I grew up in a rough area. When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head

Life was tough in the Gateau.

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My dog can speak English.

My dog can speak English.

My dog can speak English.

When I ask him how his day was, he says "rough!"

When I ask him what sandpaper feels like he says "rough!"

When I ask him where my golf ball went he says "rough!"

And when I ask him how aggressively he likes to play he says "I prefer to minimize the chance of injury"

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What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?.

What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?.

Rough.

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A good joke is easy to understand.

A good joke is easy to understand.

So I keep my life simple.

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