So I was having really rough sex with my girlfriend the other day and she started bleeding..

So I was having really rough sex with my girlfriend the other day and she started bleeding...

And I told her that she'd better get used to it, because in a couple of years she's going to be bleeding every month.

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?.

Me, when I remember to floss once a month.

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Why are men better cooks than women?.

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I am really glad that No Nut November is over.

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