So I was having really rough sex with my girlfriend the other day and she started bleeding..
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My girlfriend is a professional contortionist.
Now she really loves her job and most of the time she comes home with a big smile on face. However yesterday was really rough on her and so this morning I asked if she'd gotten everything straightened out. She said "I have knot."
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