So I was having really rough sex with my girlfriend the other day and she started bleeding...
And I told her that she'd better get used to it, because in a couple of years she's going to be bleeding every month.
A guy is having sex with his girlfriend for the first time.
She starts bleeding and starts crying.he say to her
"Better get used to the blood because in a few years you'll be bleeding every month"
What bleeds once a month in the mouth?.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month.
My girlfriend started bleeding during sex, and I told her to suck it up.
In a few years, she'll bleed every month.
My girlfriend is a professional contortionist.
Now she really loves her job and most of the time she comes home with a big smile on face. However yesterday was really rough on her and so this morning I asked if she'd gotten everything straightened out. She said "I have knot."
Why are men better cooks than women?.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
I am really glad that No Nut November is over.
A whole month without cashews was rough.