How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.

"Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it."

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How many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?.

How many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?.

It's such an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it. And besides, lightbulbs are so mainstream. Kerosene lamps are more true to my inner being.

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Lightbulbs.

Lightbulbs.

How many Socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?*One, as long as it's someone else's bulb.*How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?*None, the invisible hand of the market will screw it in.*How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lig... read more

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs...they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?.

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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A collection of lightbulb jokes.

A collection of lightbulb jokes.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?-Just JuanHow many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?-Two. One to hold the lightbulb and one to drink until the room spins.How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?-Just two but who knows how the... read more

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.

None. Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in puddles of vomit.

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