We shouldn't be so harsh on lawyers

We shouldn't be so harsh on lawyers.

99% of them are giving all the others a bad name.

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Ninety-eight percent of lawyers...

Ninety-eight percent of lawyers...

give the other two percent a really bad name.

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Some of you are giving nihilistic pessimism a bad name...

Some of you are giving nihilistic pessimism a bad name...

And I don't care for it.

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Just some funny one-liners.

Just some funny one-liners.

1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. 4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to ... read more

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A woman had a 100 children.

A woman had a 100 children.

She didn't have the creativity to give them unique names so she named each of them a number from 1-100. The first child was named 'One', second was named 'Two' and so on.But in a tragic accident 99 children died. Only the one named Ninety survived. Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole... read more

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Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?.

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?.

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

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You shouldn't tell lawyer jokes.

You shouldn't tell lawyer jokes.

Lawyers are people, just like you and me. In fact, I bet if you split open a lawyer's chest, you'll find a heart of gold. And if you don't, hey, at least you split open his chest.

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