So the woman sitting next to me on a plane with an infant in her lap looks over to me and asks, "do you mind if I breast feed?"

So the woman sitting next to me on a plane with an infant in her lap looks over to me and asks, "do you mind if I breast feed?".

And I respond, "no thanks I already ate." Too harsh of a dad joke?

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