So the woman sitting next to me on a plane with an infant in her lap looks over to me and asks, "do you mind if I breast feed?"

So the woman sitting next to me on a plane with an infant in her lap looks over to me and asks, "do you mind if I breast feed?".

And I respond, "no thanks I already ate." Too harsh of a dad joke?

Breast feeding.

I hate when people tell me to stop breast feeding in public.

I mean, whenever a baby does it it's natural but when I do it it's sexual assault

A single father needed breast milk for his infant baby and so he asked others how he could get it.

A colleague of his who was lactating offered to give her milk to the baby.

She became his breast friend.

Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!

Yo momma so ugly she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breast feed it

Breast Feeding.

etter make up your mind. I was supposed to get off the bus 6 stops ago!"

Breast Feeding.

A man is sitting next to a woman who is trying to breast feed her baby on the bus. The baby refuses to eat and the mother warns, "If you don't eat I'll give it to the man next to me." The baby refuses. After 20 mins the mother repeats the threat. The man clears his throat and says, "Hey woman, you b... read more