Geppetto's advice to Pinocchio.
One day Geppetto had a visit from his son and Pinocchio had a troubled look on his face.
"What is wrong my son?" asked Geppetto.
"Well... I found a girlfriend but when we make love she complains about the roughness and the splinters. She says she doesn't want to have sex with me as much anymore." responded Pinocchio.
After thinking for a bit the old man decided that the simple solution is the best and says, "Here, use this sandpaper." while handing him a few sheets.
Pinocchio takes the sandpaper and advice and leaves.
A few days later Geppetto sees Pinocchio in the market buying stacks of sandpaper which triggers Geppetto to approach his son and ask, "So I take it your girl problems solved?"
Pinocchio turns to his father and says, "Girls?!?!? Who needs girls?!?!" Read More