The judge gave me a harsh sentence for stealing that calendar..

The judge gave me a harsh sentence for stealing that calendar...

I got 12 months.

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

Tomorrow I have to pick up my mate from prison, the idiot got caught stealing a calendar.

It was alright, he only got 12 months.

did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar.

he got 12 months

The thieves who stole my calendar finally got sentenced.

Both got six months.

What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve? He got 12 months!

A calendar goes to the doctor and asks him to give it to him straight...

“Okay. You’ve got 12 months.”