The judge gave me a harsh sentence for stealing that calendar...
I got 12 months.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
Tomorrow I have to pick up my mate from prison, the idiot got caught stealing a calendar.
It was alright, he only got 12 months.
did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar.
he got 12 months
The thieves who stole my calendar finally got sentenced.
Both got six months.
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve? He got 12 months!
A calendar goes to the doctor and asks him to give it to him straight...
“Okay. You’ve got 12 months.”