Why did the professor have such a harsh grading criterion?.
Cauchy taught math!
How did the linguistics professor punish the late student?.
He gave him a harsh sentence.
Why do math professors shout?.
It makes them factorial.
Did you hear about the college professor who was involved in a terrible car wreck? He was grading papers on a curve.
Why doesn't the Math professor use the lift?.
He wants to prove all floors exist and are real.
A math student runs up to her professor...
Student: Professor! We've got a math emergency!Professor: What is it?!?Student: We're trying to find the square root of negative one!Professor: Great Scott! It's worse than i imagined!
Teacher-Did u finish your homework assignment?
Student- Did u grade my math test all of us took yesterday?
Teacher- Well I have other students test to grade and.....