Why did the professor have such a harsh grading criterion?

Why did the professor have such a harsh grading criterion?.

Cauchy taught math!

How did the linguistics professor punish the late student?.

He gave him a harsh sentence.

Why do math professors shout?.

It makes them factorial.

Did you hear about the college professor who was involved in a terrible car wreck? He was grading papers on a curve.

Why doesn't the Math professor use the lift?.

He wants to prove all floors exist and are real.

A math student runs up to her professor...

Student: Professor! We've got a math emergency!Professor: What is it?!?Student: We're trying to find the square root of negative one!Professor: Great Scott! It's worse than i imagined!

Teacher-Did u finish your homework assignment?

Student- Did u grade my math test all of us took yesterday?

Teacher- Well I have other students test to grade and.....

Student-Shit happens