I sneezed a lot today and not a single sperson said bless you

I sneezed a lot today and not a single sperson said bless you.

This jury is harsh. I'm not looking forward to their verdict

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I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict...

He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.

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Interruption of the speech of Comrade Stalin.

Interruption of the speech of Comrade Stalin.

Stalin reads his report to the Party Congress. Suddenly someone sneezes.

"Who sneezed?" (Silence.)

"First row! On your feet! Shoot them!" (Applause.)

"Who sneezed?" (Silence.) "Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!" (Long, loud applause.)

"Who sneezed?" (Silence.) ...

A dejected voice in the back: "It was me" (Sobs.)

Stalin leans forward: "Bless you, comrade!"

Thanks to allrussias for glorious joke!

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Sneeze , cough.

Sneeze , cough.

After 2019-Someone sneezes.Me: "Bless you".Someone coughs.Me: "Bless me".

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Why does sneezing feel so good?.

Why does sneezing feel so good?.

It's a blessing.

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Just sneezed around some very polite strangers.

Just sneezed around some very polite strangers.

#blessed

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My allergies had me sneezing all day.

My allergies had me sneezing all day.

Feeling blessed

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