I had a rough childhood I couldn't play with toys that required supervision

I had a rough childhood. I couldn't play with toys that required supervision.

I only had regular vision

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Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid?.

Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid?.

Adult supervision was required

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My 20/15 eyesight is really helpful during tough economic times...

My 20/15 eyesight is really helpful during tough economic times...

because a lot of jobs require minimum supervision.

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When hiring new staff at her public library, my daughter always asks applicants what sort of supervision they'd be most comfortable with.

When hiring new staff at her public library, my daughter always asks applicants what sort of supervision they'd be most comfortable with. One genius answered, I've always thought Superman's X-ray vision would be cool.

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A man walks into a sex toy shop.

A man walks into a sex toy shop.

and asks for an inflatable doll. The clerk asks "regular or Muslim?"

The man asks "what's the difference?"

"The Muslim doll blows itself up" the clerk replies.

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My girlfriend and I have our childhood teddy bears that we put into sexual positions. I told her we should try to do things that we make them do.

My girlfriend and I have our childhood teddy bears that we put into sexual positions. I told her we should try to do things that we make them do.

Today, she came back from the toy store with a bunch of black bears...

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Once there was a girl named Darling...

Once there was a girl named Darling...

... had a particularly rough childhood because of her uncommon name. She always got a lot of teasing and abuse at school and hated her parents for the pain they inflicted on her. By the time she graduated school, however, she overcame her anger and embraced her unusual name finding it brought her so... read more

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