What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?

What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?.

Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.

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I found out I'm a necrophiliac.

I found out I'm a necrophiliac.

How, you ask? I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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What is a necrophiliac pirate's favorite hobby?.

What is a necrophiliac pirate's favorite hobby?.

Diggin' for booty.

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What kind of smartphone would Harambe have?.

What kind of smartphone would Harambe have?.

The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass.

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?.

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?.

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors?.

A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors?.

Doesn't matter as long as they aren't caught

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Saw a billboard in Rhode Island.

Saw a billboard in Rhode Island.

"doesn't matter" . It was supposed to say "size doesn't matter" but the print was to big.

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