What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?.
Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.
I found out I'm a necrophiliac.
How, you ask? I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.
What is a necrophiliac pirate's favorite hobby?.
Diggin' for booty.
What kind of smartphone would Harambe have?.
The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass.
How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?.
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors?.
Doesn't matter as long as they aren't caught
Saw a billboard in Rhode Island.
"doesn't matter" . It was supposed to say "size doesn't matter" but the print was to big.