What do you call two funeral homes right next to each other?

What do you call two funeral homes right next to each other?.

Stiff competition.

Why don't funeral homes hold surprise competitions?.

They're always a dead giveaway.

Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar?.

Because the competition is stiff.

Entered an erection tournament the other day.

the competition was stiff

Once Viagra's patent expires....

There's gonna be stiff competition

I just won an innuendo competition!.

I had to beat off some stiff competition though

[NSFW] I recently participated in a dick measuring contest.

There was a lot of stiff competition.