A rough, hard drinking baseball umpire.
was upset because he couldn't get his little boy to sit on his lap and talk to him.
After all, the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
Why was Hitler a great baseball umpire?.
Three Reichs and you're out.
Did you hear about the Welsh baseball referee who circles the world each day?.
The sun never sets on the British umpire.
Did you hear about the Major League Baseball umpire who came out as gay?.
Apparently he's not a pitcher or a catcher, he just likes to watch.
What's grosser than gross?.
Sitting on your grandpa's lap while he gets hard
What's grosser than that?
Sitting on grandma's lap while she gets hard
What's worse then sitting on Micheal Jackson's lap?.
Still sitting on it when he stands up
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris lap
