An elderly couple are making their funeral arrangements

An elderly couple are making their funeral arrangements.

They get to choose what is engraved on each other's headstones.

Husband says, "Here lies Karen. Quiet at last"

Wife says, "Here lies Kevin, stiff at last"

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