A guy takes his talking dog to a talent scout

A guy takes his talking dog to a talent scout.

This dog can speak English, he claims to the unimpressed agent. Okay, Sport, the guys says to the dog, what's on the top of a house?

Roof! the dog replies.

Oh, come on… the talent agent responds. All dogs go 'roof'.

No, wait, the guy says. He asks the dog, What does sandpaper feel like?

Rough! the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. No, hang on, the guy says. This one will amaze you. He turns and asks the dog, Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?

Ruth! goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street.

The dog turns to the guy and says, Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?

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A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what's on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go 'roof'." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

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Guy tells the talent agent, "My dog can talk."

Guy tells the talent agent, "My dog can talk.".

Talent agent: "Prove it."Guy, to dog: "How does sandpaper feel?"Dog: *Rough, rough!*Guy: "What's on top of a house?"Dog: *Roof, roof!*Guy: "Who was the greatest Yankee ever?"Dog: *Ruth, Ruth!*Talent agent throws them out of his office.D... read more

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A man walks into a talent agent’s office claiming to have a talking dog.

A man walks into a talent agent’s office claiming to have a talking dog.

He asks his dog, “What’s the opposite of smooth?”Dog says “Rough!”He asked “What’s on top of a house?”Dog says “Roof!”The guys asks “Who’s the greatest ball player ever?”The dog says “Ruth!”Unimpressed the talent agent throws them both out and the dog ... read more

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A man takes his dog to a talent agent.

A man takes his dog to a talent agent.

A man and a dog meet with a talent agent.

Man: My dog here is able to talk.

Talent Agent: Ok I'm interested. Make him say something.

Man: Ok boy, what is on top of a house?

Dog: Roof!

Man: What is on the outside of trees?

Dog: Bark!

Man: Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?

Dog: Ruth!

Talent Agent: I've seen enough of this.

The talent agent throws them out of his office where the man and his dog land in the gutter. Then the dog turns to his master and says, "maybe I should've said DiMaggio."

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A man takes his dog to a talent agent.

A man takes his dog to a talent agent.

A man and a dog meet with a talent agent.Man: My dog here is able to talk.Talent Agent: Ok I'm interested. Make him say something.Man: Ok boy, what is on top of a house?Dog: Roof!Man: What is on the outside of trees?Dog: Bark!Man: Who is the greatest baseball player ... read more

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Old-School off-beat joke.

Old-School off-beat joke.

A man walks into a talent agency with a dog, he says to the guy "You're gonna love this! My dog can talk!"

He turns to his dog and says "What's on top of everyone's house?"

The dog says "Roof!"

"Who's the greatest baseball player to ever live?"

The dog says "Roof!"

The talent agent says "I've seen enough! Get out of here!" and he throws the man and the dog out.

The man looks at the dog.

The dog looks up at him and says, "What, you think I should have said DiMaggio?"

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