"Grandpa what are you doing?"

"Grandpa what are you doing?".

A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa what are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea."

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A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with no pants on?" he asked again.

The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma`s idea!"

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A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer his grandson. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again. The old man slyly looks at him and says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"

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Grandpa's Rocking Chair.

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A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your goober is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.

The old man slowly looked at him and said,

'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'

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A boy finds his Grandfather sitting out on the porch completely nude from the waist down.

A boy finds his Grandfather sitting out on the porch completely nude from the waist down.

And he says, "Grandpa, where are your pants?"

The old man replies, "It was your Grandmother's idea. Yesterday I complained about having a stiff neck after sitting out here shirtless, so she suggested I stay out here pantsless before bedtime."

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Hey baby, is your name Polio?.

Hey baby, is your name Polio?.

Because I am stiff below the waist

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A little boy is sitting on a porch with his grandpa, watching a worm in the dirt.

A little boy is sitting on a porch with his grandpa, watching a worm in the dirt.

br>The grandfather agrees, and the boy runs into the house, returning with a can of hairspray. He then stretches the worm out, sprays it with the hairspray to make it stiff, and easily slides it into the tiny hole.

"Well I'll be..." The grandpa says as he hands the boy $5, then walks into the house.

A while later he returns, and hands the boy $5.

"Grandpa, you already paid me the $5..."

The grandpa smiles wide, "yeah, that $5 is from Grandma!".

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