A duck enters a bar..

A duck enters a bar...

The bartender says "what'll ya have?"

"Scotch. Put it on my bill", it replies

"Sure thing", the bartender says, "so how's your day been going?"

"Pretty good" says the duck, "I've been in and out of puddles all day"

A second duck enters and orders a beer

Bartender asks "hey there! How are you mr duck?"

"Great!" he says, "I've been in and out of puddles all day!!"

Third duck enters the bar

"I'll have 3 shots of vodka."

"Wow," says the bartender, "that's a lot for a duck like you. Having a rough one?"

"Yeah," says the third duck, "my name is Puddles"

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