I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.
Gosh, I only intended to rough him up a bit.
I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.
To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
I saw my dog walk over sandpaper.
He said rough rough
Yesterday I lost 100 sheets of sandpaper...
But I have a rough idea where they are
I'm not saying that the street I live on is rough, but...
there are so many windows boarded up that the local window cleaner carries sandpaper with him!
chuck norris was charged with 3 counts of attempted murder but the judge quickly dropped all charges cuz chuck norris doesn't "attempt" murders
When I was a kid, my family was very poor. My dad had to get a second job in the sandpaper factory.
Those were rough times.
^(Made that myself. I'm rather proud.)