Sandpaper

Sandpaper.

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.

Gosh, I only intended to rough him up a bit.

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I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.

I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.

To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

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I saw my dog walk over sandpaper.

I saw my dog walk over sandpaper.

He said rough rough

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Yesterday I lost 100 sheets of sandpaper...

Yesterday I lost 100 sheets of sandpaper...

But I have a rough idea where they are

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I'm not saying that the street I live on is rough, but...

I'm not saying that the street I live on is rough, but...

there are so many windows boarded up that the local window cleaner carries sandpaper with him!

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Chuck norris was charged with 3 counts of attempted murder but the judge quickly dropped all charges cuz chuck norris doesn't "attempt" murders

chuck norris was charged with 3 counts of attempted murder but the judge quickly dropped all charges cuz chuck norris doesn't "attempt" murders

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When I was a kid, my family was very poor. My dad had to get a second job in the sandpaper factory.

When I was a kid, my family was very poor. My dad had to get a second job in the sandpaper factory.

Those were rough times.

^(Made that myself. I'm rather proud.)

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