Two friends are talking..

Two friends are talking...

and the first guy notices his buddy is looking like he has something bugging him.

He asks his friend, "Man, you look like you got something on your mind. What's up?"

"I just had a rough night. I went to the bar, got falling-down drunk, and when I got home, I wrecked my car into the tree. What's even worse is when I went inside, I started blowing chunks." Man number two explains.

The first friend says, "That's terrible about your car. How is that not the worst part?"

The second man says, "Chunks is my dog."

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