What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?.

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What does a redditor say before giving their wedding ring back to their dead wife on the day of her funeral ?.

What does a redditor say before giving their wedding ring back to their dead wife on the day of her funeral ?.

*It will propably get buried but...*

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What does Richard Curtis have in common with a group of 30 people?.

What does Richard Curtis have in common with a group of 30 people?.

They make up Four Weddings and a Funeral

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What do you call two funeral homes right next to each other?.

What do you call two funeral homes right next to each other?.

Stiff competition.

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A few nights after his wives funeral, Edward woke up stiff as a rod.

A few nights after his wives funeral, Edward woke up stiff as a rod.

Mourning wood.

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What do you get when you combine a wedding and a funeral?.

What do you get when you combine a wedding and a funeral?.

Two funerals

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Q: What is the difference between Russian wedding and Russian funeral?.

Q: What is the difference between Russian wedding and Russian funeral?.

A: There is one sober person in a Russian funeral.

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