What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
What does a redditor say before giving their wedding ring back to their dead wife on the day of her funeral ?.
*It will propably get buried but...*
What does Richard Curtis have in common with a group of 30 people?.
They make up Four Weddings and a Funeral
What do you call two funeral homes right next to each other?.
A few nights after his wives funeral, Edward woke up stiff as a rod.
What do you get when you combine a wedding and a funeral?.
Q: What is the difference between Russian wedding and Russian funeral?.
A: There is one sober person in a Russian funeral.