Hello, hello ! 911 ? 911 ?

hello, hello ! 911 ? 911 ?.

Yes, Sir, what happened ?

"I think my wife's dead". "What happened, Sir ?" "Well...she's lying in bed, cold and stiff as usual, but the dishes haven't been done in 3 days !"

Two men are walking through a forest.

One man collapses to the ground, completely stillThe other guy pulls his phone out and dials 911“Hello, is this 911?”“Yes sir, what is your emergency?”“My friend just collapsed to the floor, i think he might be dead”“Sir can you make sure he is dead?”T... read more

(Calls 911)

911: hello, this is 911 emergencies, how may i help you

Me: my friend is dead

911:Are you sure he is dead

Me: let me check (gunshot)

(Back on phone)

Me:yep

A guy calls 911.

Guy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!

911: Alright, What is it?

Guy: Two girls are fighting over me!

911: So what's your emergency?

Guy: The ugly one is winning.

Me: Hello 911.

Operator: hello what's your emergencyMe: these men won't stop laughing at meOperator: that's annoying but it's not a crimeMe: wtf is manslaughter then

911?.

Husband: "Hello, Yes, there's this Hindu fellow who's been following my wife around for the past few hours, and it's starting to really creep us out. He just now got down on his knees and he's... praying, or something."

911 Operator: "Sir, calm down, there's no issue here- Hindus are well known to worship cows."

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!

911: Alright, What is it?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!

911: So what's your emergency?

Boy: The ugly one is winning.