Hello, hello ! 911 ? 911 ?
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Two men are walking through a forest.
Two men are walking through a forest.
One man collapses to the ground, completely stillThe other guy pulls his phone out and dials 911“Hello, is this 911?”“Yes sir, what is your emergency?”“My friend just collapsed to the floor, i think he might be dead”“Sir can you make sure he is dead?”T... read more
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A guy calls 911.
A guy calls 911.
Guy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Guy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Guy: The ugly one is winning.
Read MoreMe: Hello 911.
911?.
911?.
Husband: "Hello, Yes, there's this Hindu fellow who's been following my wife around for the past few hours, and it's starting to really creep us out. He just now got down on his knees and he's... praying, or something."
911 Operator: "Sir, calm down, there's no issue here- Hindus are well known to worship cows."
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