I'll give up my thesaurus..

I'll give up my thesaurus...

when you pry it from my frosty, frozen, lifeless, stiff extremities.

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I’ll give up my thesaurus...

I’ll give up my thesaurus...

when you pry it from my frosty, frozen, lifeless, stiff extremities.

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Internet Explorer, Google Chrome and Safari walk into a bar. Google Chrome asks for a stiff drink. Safari asks for a heavy drink...

Internet Explorer, Google Chrome and Safari walk into a bar. Google Chrome asks for a stiff drink. Safari asks for a heavy drink...

Internet Explorer asks for a frozen drink.

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On a frosty winter's morning.

On a frosty winter's morning.

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:"Windows frozen, won't open."Husband texts back:"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."wife writings back 5 minutes after the fact: "PC is truly spoiled at this point.”

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On a frosty winter's morning.

On a frosty winter's morning.

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:

"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back:

"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

wife writings back 5 minutes after the fact:

"PC is truly spoiled at this point.

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Two Secret Service agents are intercepting a black box from a terrorist when they finally corner him and capture him.

Two Secret Service agents are intercepting a black box from a terrorist when they finally corner him and capture him.

ound dead, frozen stiff. They then extract the black box from his corpse.The bystanding agent then remarks, "Icy what you did there."

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In December at our church, we collect frozen turkeys from generous parishioners, and I drive the turkeys to the Calgary Food Bank in time for Christmas.

In December at our church, we collect frozen turkeys from generous parishioners, and I drive the turkeys to the Calgary Food Bank in time for Christmas. Contributions are left in the church kitchen's freezer. On checking the freezer the day of delivery, I was pleased to find not only several turkeys, but an extremely large goose with a note attached saying it was from Mary B., one of our most active parishioners. Arriving back home after the delivery, I had a call from our church secretary. Do you know what happened to Mary's goose? It disappeared! The goose had been for Mary's Christmas dinner and was being stored at the church because it was too big for her own freezer.

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