I've been dating a muslim girl. She gave me a handjob yesterday but it was a bit rough so I've nicknamed her..

I've been dating a muslim girl. She gave me a handjob yesterday but it was a bit rough so I've nicknamed her...

...the terror wrist.

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What type of wrists are the scariest?.

What type of wrists are the scariest?.

Terror wrists.

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What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic?.

What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic?.

Counter-terrorism

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I've nicknamed my penis 'Elbow'.

I've nicknamed my penis 'Elbow'.

It's flexible, It's hard,And my mum doesn't like it on the table during dinner.

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I'm so bad at recording myself playing video games that I've earned the nickname "The Enlarged Prostate"...

I'm so bad at recording myself playing video games that I've earned the nickname "The Enlarged Prostate"...

I guess I've got a weak stream going.

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So someone has anonymously complained that I've given inappropriate nicknames to my female co-workers.

So someone has anonymously complained that I've given inappropriate nicknames to my female co-workers.

I'm not sure who it is but I've strong suspicion it might be Bitchface Bigtits....

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I've nicknamed my grandad Spiderman.

I've nicknamed my grandad Spiderman.

He doesn't have any superpowers, he just can't climb out of the bath.

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