The Priest who couldn't swear!

The Priest who couldn't swear!.

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the 1st hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter, Hoover! under his breath.

On the 2nd hole, Father Murphy's ball went straight into a water hazard. Hoover! again, a little louder this time.

On the 3rd hole, a miracle occurred, and Father Murphy's drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole! Praise be to God!

He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of going in. Hoover!

By this time, his opponent couldn't withhold his curiosity any longer, and asked why the priest said, Hoover.

It's the biggest dam I know.

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The Priest who couldn't swear!.

The Priest who couldn't swear!.

a miracle occurred, and Father Murphy’s drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole! “Praise be to God!”

He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of going in. “Hoover!”

By this time, his opponent couldn’t withhold his curiosity any longer, and asked why the priest said, “Hoover.”

“It’s the biggest dam I know.”

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An Ethical Dilemma.

An Ethical Dilemma.

You are playing in the club championship knockout final and the match was all square at the end of 17 holes. You had the honour and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple 7 iron to the pin. Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it de... read more

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LeBron James yelled "F%@# YOU!" as he collided with the opponent while driving to the hoop with the ball. However the opponent had both feet planted.

LeBron James yelled "F%@# YOU!" as he collided with the opponent while driving to the hoop with the ball. However the opponent had both feet planted.

The refs found the foul to be offensive.

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An Ethical Dilemma.

An Ethical Dilemma.

ep into the woods to the right of the fairway.

Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period ends, your opponent says: "Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."

You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: "I found it!"

The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.

Now here is the ethical dilemma: Do you pull the cheating bastard’s ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?

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Importance of Audience.

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the room, Father Murphy headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn’t accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.Setting up on the first tee, he thrilled at having got away with it.

He was completely alone.

After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

Completely transfixed as they watched him tee up from the heavens, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord and exclaimed "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not.”

Just then Father Murphy hit the ball. It shot straight towards the pin,

dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished.

He looked over at the Lord and asked, “Why did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?”

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The King and his donkey? Father Murphy tried that too...

The King and his donkey? Father Murphy tried that too...

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