Talking Dog

Talking Dog.

A man brings a dog into a bar and says, "This is a talking dog."

The bartender says, "I'll believe it when I see it!"

The man sets the dog on the table and starts asking him questions. He asks, "What is the opposite of smooth?"

The dog responds, "Rough!"

The man asks, "What is on top of a house?"

The dog responds, "Roof!"

The man asks, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

The dog responds, "Ruth!"

The bartender is enraged and throws them both out of the bar.

The dog turns to the man and asks, "DiMaggio?"

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The talking dog....

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A guy goes into a bar with his dog. The bartender immediately tells him that dogs aren't allowed inside. The man protests "but this is a special dog, he talks."

The bartender is suspicious, so the man asks the dog "How would you describe sand paper?"

"Ruff" says the dog.

"What is on top of a house?"

"Roof" says the dog.

The bartender is getting annoyed, so the man begs to let him ask one more question.

"Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"Roof" says the dog.

With that, the bartender halls the man and his dog out onto the street. The man is dejected. The dog sees this, looks up at his master and says, "Maybe I should have said Dimaggio?"

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A man and his dog walk into a bar...

A man and his dog walk into a bar...

and he says to the bartender, "Hey! How much you wanna bet that my dog can talk?"

The bartender Replies, "There is no way your dog can talk! 100$ says your wrong!"

The man agrees to the bet and asks his dog, "Hey Rosco, what goes on the top of a house to keep the rain out?"

The dog says, "Roof!"

The bartender gets really mad and says, "Are you kidding me? You think I'd give you a hundred dollars for that? Try again or I am kicking you out!"

The man agrees again and asks his dog, "Hey Rosco, who was the best baseball player of all time?"

The dog replies "Ruth!"

The bartender kicks them both out of the bar, and tells them to never come back!

The dog looks at his owner and asks, "Dimaggio?"

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A man walks into a bar with his dog.

A man walks into a bar with his dog.

A man walks into a bar with his dog.

"This is a talking dog. If this dog can answer my questions, who will buy me a drink?" he asks.

"You can have one on the house," the bartender says.

The man turns to his dog. "What goes on the top of a house?"

Dog: Roof.

Man: "What does tree bark feel like?"

Dog: Rough.

Man: "Who is the greatest baseball player ever?"

Dog: Ruth.

The bartender is clearly annoyed and snaps at the man. "That's enough. You and your dog, get out."

After the man and the dog are thrown out, the dog looks sadly at his owner. "Should I have said DiMaggio?"

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A man walks into a bar with a dog.

The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."

"You don't understand," says the man.

"This is no regular dog, he can talk."

"Listen, pal," says the bartender.

"If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks.

"The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"

"Roof!" "Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?" "Bark!"

"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!"

"I guess you've heard enough," says the man.

"I'll take the hundred in twenties."

The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."

As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"

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A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm...

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm...

...he announces to everyone in the bar that his dog can talk and he will make a $1000 bet with anyone who doesn't believe him. The bartender saw this as a great opportunity so he took the man up on the wager.

The man looks at the dog and says, "What is the top of a house called?" The dog said, "Roof."

Quite annoyed the bartender vented his grief in defeat. "Well, how bout a different word, double or nothing?" the man said. The bartender begrudgingly accepted as the man asked, "Who was the greatest baseball player ever?"

In a muffled response the dog said, "Ruth."

Furious, the bartender grabbed the man and the dog and threw them out the bar. As they landed on the sidewalk, the dog looked at the man with a puzzled look. "DiMaggio?"

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A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm...

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm...

id, "Roof."

Quite annoyed the bartender vented his grief in defeat. "Well, how bout a different word, double or nothing?" the man said. The bartender begrudgingly accepted as the man asked, "Who was the greatest baseball player ever?"

In a muffled response the dog said, "Ruth."

Furious, the bartender grabbed the man and the dog and threw them out the bar. As they landed on the sidewalk, the dog looked at the man with a puzzled look. "DiMaggio?"

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