Why do pirates play in C flat?.
Because they can't play when the C is rough
Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?.
Because they spend years at C.
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?.
Because they get lost at C
I saw someone post their 6yo's pirate joke today. Here's my 6yo's pirate joke...
Why can't a pirate say the alphabet?Because they always get lost at C.
Why are pirates the best at calculus?.
Because a true pirate never forgets the C .
A phone has 8 numbers on it's keypad.
When you press 1 it plays a D flat, when you press 2 it plays an E flat, 3 an F, 4 a G Flat, 5 an A Flat, 6 a B flat, 7 a C and 8 a D Flat. This is a dial tonic scale.
What does all pirate music have in common?.
It's all played in the high C's.