In honor of HRH on her birthday

In honor of HRH on her birthday.

A man walks into a London pub clearly beaten down after a rough day. Barkeep gets to talking to him and asks the man what he does.

"I'm the trainer for the Queen's pure breed corgis." the man replies.

"Well that seems like a pretty cushy job, why are you so distraught?" the barkeep asks.

"After so much in-breeding to keep the bloodlines pure, I'm working with some of the stupidest, most stubborn things on Earth." the dog trainer says.

"Ah, I can see how that'd be frustrating."

"You want to know the worst part of it all? The dogs aren't that bright either."

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