John and Bill decide to play some golf one morning..

John and Bill decide to play some golf one morning...

...and they're not very good. So bad, that old ladies start passing them before they hit the back nine.

At the sixteenth hole, they're both playing from the rough after their first strokes.

Waiting at the tee box they see a skinny bearded man. "Mind if I play ahead?", the man asks.

"Sure thing, buddy! Lord knows how long we'll be here.", Bill yells back.

The man hits the ball over their heads and into the rough.

Laughing and amongst themselves, they meander through the woods to find his ball being held by a squirrel. The squirrel runs up a tree, but is then swooped up by an owl. The owl takes flight over a water hazard and drops the squirrel, still holding the ball. The bearded man joins them and they walk towards the edge of the water. As they approach the water's edge, an alligator leaps out thrashes his head towards the group, spitting out the squirrel holding the golf ball. The squirrel rolls down green and into the hole, only to emerge without the ball and scurry away back into the woods. The three men run over to find the golf ball resting at the bottom of the hole.

"Jesus Christ!", John yells out.

The man nods.

"Yup."

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John and Bill decide to play some golf one morning...

John and Bill decide to play some golf one morning...

"Sure thing, buddy! Lord knows how long we'll be here.", Bill yells back.

The man hits the ball over their heads and into the rough.

Laughing and amongst themselves, they meander through the woods to find his ball being held by a squirrel. The squirrel runs up a tree, but is then swooped up by an owl. The owl takes flight over a water hazard and drops the squirrel, still holding the ball. The bearded man joins them and they walk towards the edge of the water. As they approach the water's edge, an alligator leaps out thrashes his head towards the group, spitting out the squirrel holding the golf ball. The squirrel rolls down green and into the hole, only to emerge without the ball and scurry away back into the woods. The three men run over to find the golf ball resting at the bottom of the hole.

"Jesus Christ!", John yells out.

The man nods.

"Yup."

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So Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing.

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Sorry if it's a bit long, but I really like that one. Also sorry for my writing, I'm not a native English speaker.

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Sorry if it's a bit long, but I really like that one. Also sorry for my writing, I'm not a native English speaker.

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