An American moves to the Scottish Highlands..

An American moves to the Scottish Highlands...

An American moves to the Scottish Highlands. After 3 months he gets a knock on his door from one of the local residents.

"So I heard ya just moved here, an' I wanted to tell ya I was throwin' a party. Do ya want to come?"

"Sure," the American replies, "A party would be awesome!"

"But I have ta warn ya, there's gonna be some dancin'!"

"But that sounds great! Why wouldn't I come?!"

"Well, I also have ta warn ya: there'll be some fightin'!"

"Oh, that's no problem! I was a boxing champ in college, it would be great to get back at it!"

"Well, ok then.... But I still have ta warn ya: there'll be rough, dirty sex!"

"Well, I haven't been with anyone for a long time, so some sex would actually be pretty enjoyable. But... I have to ask: how should I be dressed?"

"Ah, just come as ya are. It'll be just you and me!"

An American moves to the Scottish Highlands...

I have ta warn ya, there's gonna be some dancin'!"

"But that sounds great! Why wouldn't I come?!"

"Well, I also have ta warn ya: there'll be some fightin'!"

"Oh, that's no problem! I was a boxing champ in college, it would be great to get back at it!"

"Well, ok then.... But I still have ta warn ya: there'll be rough, dirty sex!"

"Well, I haven't been with anyone for a long time, so some sex would actually be pretty enjoyable. But... I have to ask: how should I be dressed?"

"Ah, just come as ya are. It'll be just you and me!"

An American moves to the Scottish Highlands...

An American moves to the Scottish Highlands. After 3 months he gets a knock on his door from one of the local residents. "So I heard ya just moved here, an' I wanted to tell ya I was throwin' a party. Do ya want to come?" "Sure," the American replies, "A party would be awesome!" "But ... read more

A guy moves way way out to the country...

re would love to meet the locals."

Hick: "I gotta warn ya, there'll be some drinkin'."

New guy: "That's OK, I could use a drink."

Hick: "There'll be some salty language."

New guy: "That won't bother me."

Hick: "...and some rough sex."

New guy: "Hey, I'm in! How about if I bring a case of wine?"

Hick: "Nah, a bottle should do: it's just you and me."

A guy moves way way out to the country...

...miles from anything. One day there's a knock at the door, and he opens it to find a guy in full hayseed regalia, overalls, thermal shirt, the works.

Hick: "Howdy, new neighbor! Would ya like to come to a party at my place tonight?"

New guy: "Well, sure! I'm new to these parts, I sure would love to meet the locals."

Hick: "I gotta warn ya, there'll be some drinkin'."

New guy: "That's OK, I could use a drink."

Hick: "There'll be some salty language."

New guy: "That won't bother me."

Hick: "...and some rough sex."

New guy: "Hey, I'm in! How about if I bring a case of wine?"

Hick: "Nah, a bottle should do: it's just you and me."

the greenhorn.

, neighbor. My spot's just over the hill there. I wanted to invite you a party."

Greenhorn: "That sounds wonderful! I haven't seen a soul in weeks!"

Prospector: "I got to warn ya though...there's likely to be some dancin'!"

Greenhorn: "I love to trip the light fantastic! I'll bring my dancing shoes."

Prospector: "I got to warn ya...there'll be drinkin'!"

Greenhorn: "Oh, don't worry, I can hold my liquor."

Prospector: "There's likely to be some fiightin'."

Greenhorn: "I'm not inexperienced when it comes to fisticuffs!"

Prospector: "There'll be ... fornication."

Greenhorn: "Well...it is the Wild West...and I have not seen a lady in quite some time."

The prospector nods gruffly to himself and begins to leave. The greenhorn says, "Say, what should I wear to this soiree?"

The prospector pauses and says, "Oh, any old thing...it'll just be you and me."

Pirate Captain: Mistar Smith, do ya know how ta write two in Roman Numbers?.

Mr. Smith: II captain.