Boy, do I love soccer.
It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players.
What's the difference between Basketball players and Soccer players?.
Basketball players get actual injuries.
How to learn spanish 101.
Spanish people play soccer soccer is a sport. Spanish people also get deported so deportes means sports.
Don't know if this is a joke but it is funny.
What does soccer have in common with E-Sports?.
If fat people and nerds are good at it, it's not a real sport.
What's a philosopher's favorite sports attire?.
Soccer is the only sport that's not a game of inches.
It's a game of feet.
My friend has a weird quirk: he gets explosive diarrhea and just can't contain himself when he sees a certain soccer player...
And boy, it's Messi.