Chess has taught me an important life lesson

Chess has taught me an important life lesson.

Being black makes it tougher

Robert Kardashian taught Kim an important lesson.

You can become famous if you help a black guy get off.

I think chess has taught me the wrong lessons in life...

Because in chess, if you stand directly in front of a bishop, he can't get you.

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But in church...

College taught me a valuable lesson.

I'm still paying for it.

At the Robot Exhibition: "Wow. What a fantastic chess robot you have!".

"Oh, this? This is not a chess robot. It's a 'throws all the pieces and flips the board' robot. We also taught it to play chess, so that in context flipping the board seems more human."

Minecraft taught us all a valuable lesson.

Never spend diamonds on a hoe

"Come on mom!".

Yet another lesson in the importance of commas.