I think winning the war on drugs is impossible

I think winning the war on drugs is impossible.

I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs.

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You need to be able do your shoelaces before you get married.

You need to be able do your shoelaces before you get married.

Otherwise you might struggle to tie the knot.

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I witnessed my shoelaces fight today...

I witnessed my shoelaces fight today...

It was a tie...

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How to win the war on drugs.

How to win the war on drugs.

1) legalize all drugs.

2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.

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Why should we make shoelaces out of earphone/headphones wires?.

Why should we make shoelaces out of earphone/headphones wires?.

Cause they would tie themselves.

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What did the father say whilst teaching his kid to tie his shoelaces?.

What did the father say whilst teaching his kid to tie his shoelaces?.

Knot bad

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I asked my girlfriend if she'd like to tie the knot.

I asked my girlfriend if she'd like to tie the knot.

She said, "Do your own fucking shoelaces."

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