My wife's pregnant

My wife's pregnant.

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant,your opinion doc?

Dr: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrela instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, and sees a lion, lifts the umbrela, pulls the handle and BANG, The lion drops dead!

Old man: That's is impossible, sumone else must have shot the lion!

Dr: EXACTLY!!

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is umbrella instead, as he was walking through the Savannah a lion jumped out at him so he raised his umbrella and shot the lion dead”

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