Why is it impossible to electrocute a barista?

Why is it impossible to electrocute a barista?.

Coffee grounds.

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A man was in a cafe.

A man was in a cafe.

He took one sip of the coffee, and grimaced.Walking to the barista, he asked why it tasted so bad.The barista shrugged, and told him "well, it was ground this morning!"

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I went to a fancy new coffee shop today and ordered a cup.

I went to a fancy new coffee shop today and ordered a cup.

I took a sip and it tasted awful.“This coffee tastes like mud!” The barista replied, “well, it’s fresh ground”

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The barista at my coffee shop talked me into trying a funky new coffee.

the barista at my coffee shop talked me into trying a funky new coffee.

I took a drink and told her it tasted like dirt and she said, "well that's cuz it's fresh ground."

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I decided to go to a coffee shop today.

I decided to go to a coffee shop today.

The barista behind the counter said that I should try a new but expensive brew of coffee. It was $9 but I decided to try it. I took a sip of the beverage, and almost instantly spat it out.

"Wha... This tastes like mud!" I shouted at the barista.

He turned and smiled. "It should. It was fresh ground this morning!"

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How do you take your coffee?.

How do you take your coffee?.

**Barista:** How do you take your coffee?

**Customer:** Ferguson Police

**Barista:** Huh?

**Customer:** Black, two shots.

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A guy walks into a coffee shop.

A guy walks into a coffee shop.

He orders a coffee. The barista asks him if he'd like milk or cream. He responds "I'm allergic to the protein in milk." The barista replies "No whey?"

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