Ducks

Ducks.

Three women die in an accident and go to Heaven. There Saint Peter says, 'We only have one rule - don't step on the ducks!' They enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks everywhere. In fact, it's almost impossible not to step on a duck, and the first woman accidently steps on one straight away. Saint Peter comes along with the ugliest man the woman has ever seen and chains them together saying, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!' The next day, the second woman steps on a duck and she too is chained to an incredibly ugly man. The third woman is very, very careful with the ducks and manages to avoid stepping on any of them. One day Saint Peter comes along and chains her to an incredibly handsome man. The woman is delighted but wonders why she's been blessed. She gets on her knees and prays aloud, 'Oh Lord, what have I done to deserve this bounty?' The man says, 'I don't know about you, lady, but I trod on a duck.'

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When they go through the gates there were ducks EVERYWHERE. They tried to be careful and step lightly, but within seconds the first man stepped on a duck. The duck quacked and quacked and made quite the scene. Saint Peter rushed over and found the most hideous woman the men had ever seen, she may have been a troglodyte or Neanderthal. Saint Peter chained the first man and the woman together and she dragged the man off.

They realizes the duck warning was serious, so then men became extra cautious. Despite that caution the second stepped on a duck within minutes. The duck quacked, and Saint Peter came running over with another ugly woman and chained her to the second man.

The third man was scared at this point, but he was determined not to step on a duck. He managed to go years and years and years successfully. Suddenly, Saint Peter came running over and grabbed him, and took him to the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. The man was stunned at how beautiful she was. Saint Peter chained them together and then went back to guard the gates.

“What happened?” The third man asked, excited. The woman replied in sorrow “I stepped on a duck.”

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3 Men die and go to Heaven.... And there are ducks everywhere.

3 Men die and go to Heaven.... And there are ducks everywhere.

Saint Peter's there like "one rule: don't step on any ducks"The first man steps on one duck and Saint Peter's brings an ugly girl. "For stepping on a duck, you will be chained to this ugly girl for eternity!!!"The second man doesn't step on a duck for 3 days but once he does Saint Pe... read more

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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

an accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven......

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven......

n accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

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3 Men die and go to Heaven.... And there are ducks everywhere.

3 Men die and go to Heaven.... And there are ducks everywhere.

ter's also brings an ugly girl. "For stepping on a duck, you will also be chained with an ugly girl for eternity!!!"

The third man has seen enough and months he tries his best not to step on a duck and tries to be as cautious as possible. After a year in Heaven Saint Peter's brings a pretty girl and he is chained with her for eternity.

Third man: How did I ever get chained with a pretty girl like you for eternity?

Pretty girl: I don't know but I stepped on a duck...

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These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven.

These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven.

utmost to avoid standing on them, the first guy soon accidentally steps on one.

St. Peter then appears with the ugliest woman the guy had ever seen.

St. Peter chains the woman to the guy and says to him, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"

The next day, the second guy also accidentally steps on a duck. Once again, St. Peter shows up and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains the woman to the second guy saying, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"

The third guy has observed all this and as he really doesn't want to be chained to an ugly woman for eternity, he's extremely careful where he steps.

Indeed, he manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. One day though, St.Peter appears with the most gorgeous woman the guy has ever laid eyes on. She's tall, curvaceous, tanned and extremely sexy.

Without a word, St. Peter chains the woman to the third guy.

The guy happily says to the woman, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity?"

The woman replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

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