God gave a wish to a man

God gave a wish to a man.

God gave a wish to a man.

The man asked, " I want the whole world to be connected by a road".

"Sorry son, it's technically impossible to engineer such a road. Ask something else" , he replied.

"Well then, I want Trump to think before he speaks something", he asked.

"You want that road 8 lanes wide or 10 lanes?

Let's discuss details", god replied.

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God gave a wish to a man.

God gave a wish to a man.

want that road 8 lanes wide or 10 lanes?

Let's discuss details", god replied.

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God gave a wish to a man.

God gave a wish to a man.

God gave a wish to a man. The man asked, " I want the whole world to be connected by a road"."Sorry son, it's technically impossible to engineer such a road. Ask something else" , he replied."Well then, I want Trump to think before he speaks something", he asked. "You... read more

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Bridge to Hawaii.

Bridge to Hawaii.

t I can drive there and have a great time.

God: Ehhhh…. your wish is too materistic! I would have to get the concrete, carefully think about the design, along with pipes and suspensions for balance and aesthetics. It would be quite a bit to handle on my part! Wish something else and I will grant it.

Greg: Alright…Hmmm OK I wish to be able to read women’s minds. I want to know exactly what they’re thinking at all times, what they mean when they say “nothing”. Basically, I want to understand women inside out.

God: So you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?

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Bridge to Hawaii.

Bridge to Hawaii.

Greg is in his car driving on the highway by the ocean in California when he stops and asks God for just 1 wish for being a super faithful and good human being. God instantly appears and tells Greg that he has earned right for one wish.

Greg: I wish for a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I can drive there and have a great time.

God: Ehhhh…. your wish is too materistic! I would have to get the concrete, carefully think about the design, along with pipes and suspensions for balance and aesthetics. It would be quite a bit to handle on my part! Wish something else and I will grant it.

Greg: Alright…Hmmm OK I wish to be able to read women's minds. I want to know exactly what they're thinking at all times, what they mean when they say nothing . Basically, I want to understand women inside out.

God: So you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?

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THE BIG QUESTION.

THE BIG QUESTION.

There once lived a very kind man who was constantly helping those in need. God noticed this ask spoke to him, "You are very generous and I shall grant you one wish." The man, overwhelmed, thought about it for a bit. Finally the man said, "I wish for a bridge connecting California to Hawaii so I can drive my motorcycle to the Islands." God said, "Think about it my son. That is a very materialistic wish and would require much material from Earth." The man thought it over a bit and replied, "God, would you teach me how to understand women?" God answered, "You want that bridge 2-lane or 4-lane?"

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A Man meets a Genie, Is granted 1 wish.

A Man meets a Genie, Is granted 1 wish.

A young man is going about his regular day when a genie stops him and grants him one wish.

The man stops to think about it for a minute, then says, okay i got one.

He tells the Genie for his wish he wants to build a bridge from Los Angeles to Sydney so he could drive whenever he wants.

The Genie immediately said no, its not possible. The Pacific is just too deep, their are currents, the bridge will never hold up. Its impossible, wish for something else.

A little upset that he can't have his bridge the man comes up with another wish. He asks the Genie to understand how a women's mind works.

The genie replied, do you want the bridge to be 2 lanes or 4 lanes?

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