Bounty Towels have declined making a Donald Trump Towel.
The company explained that it was impossible to make the towel because Donald Trump was already too self-absorbed.
What paper towel brand do pirates treasure?.
My paper towels went missing.
so I hired a Bounty hunter.
What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?.
nothing they were tearable.
What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?.
A towel head.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, What's with the paper towel? The pirate says, Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!
I'm looking for the man who wears a paper towel as a hat...
...he has a bounty on his head.