A german, italian, and american chat in a bar.

A german, italian, and american chat in a bar..

A German, an Italian, and an American chat in a bar.

The German says: "my wife goes 0 to 100 in 7 seconds!"

"How so?" replies the Italian.

"I bought her a Porsche" replies the German.

"bah! my wife goes 0 to 100 in 5 seconds!!" the Italian states.

"really?? how?" asks the German.

"I bought her a Ferrari!!" smirks the Italian.

"my wife goes 0-100 in 2 seconds" replies the American.

"impossible!! how???" both say the German and Italian.

"I bought her a weigh scale!"

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