Two men walk up to a hole

Two men walk up to a hole.

One says to the other, "I wonder how deep this hole is" then picks up an anvil near them and throws it down the hole.

After about 20 seconds, the men hear a goat running behind them and it jumps in the hole. "Woah!" they both thought.

Then, a farmer walks up to them and asks them if they saw his goat. The first man says that it just jumped in the hole. Then the farmer said "Impossible! I tied him to my anvil!"

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The goat.

The goat.

running really fast at them and jump down the hole.

So then they see a farmer calling out "Becky! Becky" and approaches the hunters and ask " Have you seen a goat around here?"

The hunters reply " yeah it was running real fast and jumped down that hole "

The farmer replies " that's impossible! I had it tied to an anvil"

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The goat.

The goat.

Two hunters are walking through the woods and one of them says " whoa whoa! Watch out for that hole!"

So the other guy says " I wonder how deep it is" and picks up a rusty anvil laying on the ground and throws it down the hole.

They don't hear a sound and three seconds later, they see a goat running really fast at them and jump down the hole.

So then they see a farmer calling out "Becky! Becky" and approaches the hunters and ask " Have you seen a goat around here?"

The hunters reply " yeah it was running real fast and jumped down that hole "

The farmer replies " that's impossible! I had it tied to an anvil"

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Two men are walking through the forest.

Two men are walking through the forest.

w long it takes to hit the bottom. I can calculate the depth from that." So they both wander around the forest looking for something heavy. Then they find a rusty anvil Laying on the ground. They think it's odd to find an anvil in the forest, but bring it to the hole anyways. They drop it into the hole and listen for it to hit the bottom. Suddenly, a goat comes running through the trees and jumps straight into the hole. Since the guys were distracted by the goat, they didn't hear the anvil hit the bottom. So, they give up and keep hiking. They hike for a while, and start hearing someone yelling "Ana! Ana!" They meet this farmer and ask what he can't find. He says his goat Ana is missing. The guys told him about the goat who jumped into the pit, and the farmer tells them. "Oh she can't go very far, she was tied to an anvil"

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Two hunters were walking through the woods.

Two hunters were walking through the woods.

p the hole was. After throwing some sticks and not hearing anything land, they look around and find an old rusty anvil to throw down the hole. They drop the anvil and try to listen for a splash or thud, but they still don't hear anything.

All of a sudden, they hear a loud crashing coming through the woods. They look up and a goat is running full speed at the hunters and jumps right between them and right down into the hole.

At this point the hunters are utterly confused and scratching their heads as they look down into the hole trying to figure out why the goat just jumped down head first. As they're doing so, a faint rustling noise is coming from the woods, near where the goat had come from. They look up and this time, see a farmer walking through the woods. The farmer quickly asks, as he sees the hunters, "Hey, have either of you guys seen a goat around here?" The hunters look at eachother and tell the farmer that they just saw his goat run through the woods and jump down the hole.

The farmer looks at them and tells them, "That's impossible, the goat was tied to an anvil"

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Two men stand around a hole.

Two men stand around a hole.

mes out of nowhere, charging at one of them. The fella jumps out of the way and this goat falls straight into the hole.

WOOoo^oo^oosh

Again not hearing it hit the bottom. Both now confused, they hear this farmer calling,

"Becky!"

"Becky!!"

He comes running over and exclaims "Have you seen my goat?" one of the men replies

"Yeah he came charging at us at about 80 miles per hour and fell down this hole"

The farmer says "But that's impossible he was chained to an anvil"

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Two hunters are tracking a deer when they stumble upon a deep hole...

Two hunters are tracking a deer when they stumble upon a deep hole...

unters turned around and see a goat charging at them going at least 20 mph. They jump out of the way and barely dodge the charging goat. It fell into the hole. Walking away, somewhat distraught, they met a farmer walking around. The farmer asked if either of the hunters saw a goat around there.

One of the hunters said “ya, it charged right past me and I dodged it and the goat fell into the hole.”

“That’s weird,” said the farmer, “I tied him to an anvil.”

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