TIL it is impossible to look at your nose while sticking out your tongue

TIL it is impossible to look at your nose while sticking out your tongue.

without looking ridiculous.

3 Impossible Things

1. You can't count your hair

2. You can't wash your eyes out with soap

3. You can't breathe with your tongue is out

J.K. Now please put your tongue back in your mouth you look like a dog.

TIL the scientific name for mucus in your nose is nasal ejaculent.

No it's snot

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.

Warning: Breaking Bad Spoilers.

Will make your car look fucking ridiculous

For the longest time, I never found my ears, eyes, nose, or tongue very sexy.

Then one day, I came to my senses.

TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis.

Edit: GOD DANG IT