Doctor: it looks like you're pregnant

Doctor: it looks like you're pregnant.

Patient: but that's impossible, I'm a virgin!

Doctor: I know, it just looks like you are.

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Doctor: Well, it looks like you're pregnant.

Doctor: Well, it looks like you're pregnant.

Woman: Oh my God, I'm pregnant?!Doctor: No, it just looks like you are.FP Edit: RIP my inbox

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A woman goes to the doctor after a sudden weight gain...

A woman goes to the doctor after a sudden weight gain...

The doctor looks over her test results, then looks at the woman and says "well, it looks like you're pregnant." "Wow, I'm pregnant?" The woman asked. "No, it just looks like you are" The doctor replied.

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Doctor Am I pregnant?.

Doctor Am I pregnant?.

A lady goes to a doctor to find out if she is pregnant

Doc: Hmm, Looks like your Preganant...

Girl: Am I?

Doc: No it just looks like you are

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A fat woman goes to the doctor for a check up.

A fat woman goes to the doctor for a check up.

After running some tests, the doctor comes back into the room to tell her the results.

Doc: "It looks like you're pregnant"

Woman: "I'm pregnant?!"

Doc: "No, it looks like you are pregnant fatty"

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A woman visits her doctor since she has some abdominal pains ...

A woman visits her doctor since she has some abdominal pains ...

She thinks she might be pregnant. After the examination, the doctor comes out to see her.

Doctor: *"Well, I hope you like changing diapers."*

Patient: *"Oh my god, are you serious? Am I pregnant?"*

Doctor: *"No, you've got colon cancer."*

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Doctor: the test results came back...

Doctor: the test results came back...

...and you've tested positive for opiates...

Patient: I ate a bagel this morning.

Doctor: ...and meth, cocaine, marijuana, oh and you're pregnant.

Patient: it was an everything bagel.

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