My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I said that was impossible..
Because that would require 2 women to find me attractive.
I could never cheat in a relationship.
That would require 2 people to find me attractive
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
My girlfriend just accused me of cheating.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife
Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter...
Because they turn the hoes on.
My wife applied for the bearded woman circus attraction.
I explained the position requires her to be a woman
Why is it impossible to keep Oedipus from cheating at Scrabble?.
He's always trying to look at his mother's rack.