My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I said that was impossible.

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I said that was impossible..

Because that would require 2 women to find me attractive.

I could never cheat in a relationship.

That would require 2 people to find me attractive

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

My girlfriend just accused me of cheating.

I told her she was starting to sound like my wife

Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter...

Because they turn the hoes on.

My wife applied for the bearded woman circus attraction.

I explained the position requires her to be a woman

Why is it impossible to keep Oedipus from cheating at Scrabble?.

He's always trying to look at his mother's rack.