My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I said that was impossible.

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I said that was impossible..

Because that would require 2 women to find me attractive.

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I could never cheat in a relationship.

I could never cheat in a relationship.

That would require 2 people to find me attractive

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My girlfriend accused me of cheating.

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

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My girlfriend just accused me of cheating.

My girlfriend just accused me of cheating.

I told her she was starting to sound like my wife

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Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter...

Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter...

Because they turn the hoes on.

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My wife applied for the bearded woman circus attraction.

My wife applied for the bearded woman circus attraction.

I explained the position requires her to be a woman

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Why is it impossible to keep Oedipus from cheating at Scrabble?.

Why is it impossible to keep Oedipus from cheating at Scrabble?.

He's always trying to look at his mother's rack.

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