My wife is just like pi.
Irrational and impossible to fully understand.
I don't understand why people are celebrating pi day.
Girls are like pi.
Irrational and complicated.
My girlfriend is like pi.
I like my women like I like my mathematical constants.
Round and irrational.
Happy Pi Day everyone!
I came home to my wife yelling "The square root of pi!" angrily.
I told her she was being irrational.
When I get women into bed, I treat them like pi...
Just another number, and an irrational one at that.