2 hillbillies walking through a field

2 hillbillies walking through a field.

2 hillbillies are walking through a field when they come across an old well. They start talking to each other asking how deep the well is. One of the hillbillies grabs a nearby shopping cart and tosses it down the well. While they are listening for a splash a billy goat comes charging right at them, they jump out of the way and the goat runs and jumps right down the well. A little while later a farmer comes walking by asking if either of them have seen the goat. The hillbilly says "you're not gonna believe this, That goat your looking for came charging right at us then jumped down this well." Then the farmer says "That's impossible. I had it chained up to a shopping cart."

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2 hillbillies walking through a field.

2 hillbillies walking through a field.

they jump out of the way and the goat runs and jumps right down the well. A little while later a farmer comes walking by asking if either of them have seen the goat. The hillbilly says "you're not gonna believe this, That goat your looking for came charging right at us then jumped down this well." Then the farmer says "That's impossible. I had it chained up to a shopping cart."

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2 hillbillies walking through a field.

2 hillbillies walking through a field.

2 hillbillies are walking through a field when they come across an old well. They start talking to each other asking how deep the well is. One of the hillbillies grabs a nearby shopping cart and tosses it down the well. While they are listening for a splash a billy goat comes charging right at them,... read more

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Three teenage boys are walking in the woods and they come across an abandoned well.

Three teenage boys are walking in the woods and they come across an abandoned well.

in. They listen again...nothing. They are getting uneasy now.

Finally the last boy sees an abandoned railroad tie nearby and all three of the boys drag it to the well. In one, mighty effort they hoist it up and drop it in. They wait.

SUDDENLY a goat comes tearing out of the woods and dives head first into the well. The boys stare at each other, slack-jawed until a farmer's voice interrupts their stunned silence.

"Have you boys seen a goat? He should be right around here somewhere." The boys awkwardly try to explain that a goat jumped into the well and that they absolutely had nothing to do with it. But the farmer smiles at them and responds, "Don't worry, boys, that couldn't have been my goat. My goat was tied up to a railroad tie."

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Two hunters are walking through a wooded farmland...

Two hunters are walking through a wooded farmland...

ps right into the hole. The farmer comes walking by and asks the hunters "fellas, have you guys seen my goat around here?"

The hunters reply "well he just came running at us 80 mph and jumped down into that hole there!"

The farmer says "well that can't be! He was chained to an anvil!"

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2 men are stranded in the desert, dying of thirst.

2 men are stranded in the desert, dying of thirst.

her it's full or not' - offered the first man optimistically

Both men carry the big rock with huge effort, as it was the only one in sight.

'''SPLASH'''

'See? I knew it would have water. We're saved!'

Surprisingly, as he spoke a goat suddenly jumped into the well for water.

'Even the animals get their water from here, let's go'

As they were about to descend into the well, a shepherd passes by in his car and stops near the two stranded men.

\-'Have you guys by chance seen my goat?' - asked the shepherd

\-'Yeah! We just saw it jump into this well right here!'

\-'That's Impossible, I tied it up to a HUGE rock!'

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Two hunters are walking through a wooded farmland...

Two hunters are walking through a wooded farmland...

when they come across a giant hole they can't seem to find the bottom of. They wanna know how deep it is, so they see a rusted anvil close by, drag it over, and throw it down the hole. Seconds pass, and they never hear it hit the bottom.

A few seconds later, a goat comes sprinting by, and jumps right into the hole. The farmer comes walking by and asks the hunters "fellas, have you guys seen my goat around here?"

The hunters reply "well he just came running at us 80 mph and jumped down into that hole there!"

The farmer says "well that can't be! He was chained to an anvil!"

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