In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband...
- I should have married the devil instead of you!
- Well, that's impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!
A couple were having an argument.
Angry Wife: "I should have married the Devil... He would make a better husband than you!"
Husband: "Honey, you would have been arrested!! Marriage between relatives is illegal in this country!" ...
Why did the atheist get in an argument with the priest?.
He was playing devil's advocate
Albert Einstein married his cousin Elsa.
Even his marriage was relative.
Every marriage counselor should be replaced by robots...
because they take arguments and return values.
It's hard to win an argument against a woman. Impossible to win against an idiot.
And that concludes my examination of the 2016 Presidential election
Husband and wife having an argument.
Husband and wife are having an argument and the wife says "It would have been better if I married to the devil instead of you!". The husband looks at his wife and goes "That's inbreeding."