Why is it impossible to keep Oedipus from cheating at Scrabble?.
He's always trying to look at his mother's rack.
Playing Scrabble is like talking to women...
You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.
How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?.
Remove the vowels in his rack.
Oedipus at social engagements:.
Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Oedipus, this is my significant mother...
What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?.
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?A: a Freudian slip
I have a friend named Oedipus.
He's a real mother fucker.
Why does Oedipus never swear?.
He kisses his mother with that mouth.