Today my culinary teacher challenged us to make a food pun

Today my culinary teacher challenged us to make a food pun.

She's going to have a rutebega'ning when we tell her challenging kids isn't kosher.

Why can't Jews be cops?.

Bacon isn't kosher

If He has risen...

...does that mean Jesus isn't kosher for Passover?

Why did Jesus Christ get fired from the kosher deli?.

Because he Cross contaminated all the food

Kosher Deli.

amazing. I can't get food like zat back home."

The guy behind the counter looks at him disapprovingly and says, "Now whose fault is that?"

Sex with me Is like the Challenger Mission.

It Killed a teachers career

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where all the fruit is?