I work in a hospital

I work in a hospital.

The neonatal intensive care unit is one of the toughest places to work. Rooms full of babies who were born too early and/or far too sick. It's really sad what you see.

One of the worst cases I ever saw, a baby was born with no eyelids. A very rare case that happens to 1 in every 500,000 kids. It took days for doctors to figure out what to do.

Finally, they decided to transfer foreskin to the face to act as eye lids. Amazingly, it worked.

The kid turned out just fine, he's just a little cock-eyed.

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